There are certain things a man should never, ever, under any circumstances do. Therefore, The Men's Room feels the need to bring you these rules. Keep in mind, man rules are an ever chaging, evolving process, so be patient. Please enjoy.

Man Rules:

1. Never kiss another man on the mouth, ever.
2. Never drink wine coolers.
3. Never intentionally touch another man's knee beyond a tap to get his attention.
4. Never cry in public.
5. Never touch another man's penis. Ever!
6. No talking at the urinal, eyes straight ahead.
7. When hugging another man, use the following guidelines: One hand pats the back while the other
hand is clenched in a firm handshake. Pelvises must remain 6 to 10 inches apart.
8. If you're single: Bro's before ho's.
9. If you're married, we're sorry, but: If mamma aint happy, aint nobody happy.
10. Be a gentleman. Be kind, courteous and repsectful to everyone you meet, but
have a plan to kill them if it comes down to it.
11. Know how to bait a hook and gut a fish.
12. If you must dance, your hands and arms must stay between the waist and the nipple line.
Under no circumstances are you to dance with your hands over your head. (The only known exception to this rule is when performing the YMCA dance at weddings.)
13. At some point in your life, you should learn to know what it feels like to kill something.
14. Never screw, or try to screw your buddies sisters.
15. It is never ok to wear "man-scara".
16. Know how to properly break in and season a baseball glove.
17. Know how to throw a spiral with a football.
18. Know how to change a flat tire.
19. Never overtly stare at another guys woman while he's with her. It's not cool.
20. Know how to properly throw a punch.
21. Know how to shoot a gun.
22. Don't cheat on your woman.
23. Learn how to change your own oil.
24. Watch your buddies six.
25. Family always comes first.